Thank God and Bull Moose, Sarah’s Gone!
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The Morning Alert
What No More Sarah Palin! Finally!
- I think the earth moved, under my feet
- I felt Alaska Sky tumbling down
- I feel my heart glad and trembling
- Cuz Sarah’s finally not around
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- Oh baby, to not see your face
- In public no more we pray
- Cuz Sarah Oh Sarah, we can’t stand it
- When you look at us that way
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- I think the earth moved, under my feet
- I felt Alaska Sky come tumbling down
- I feel my heart glad and trembling
- Cuz Sarah’s finally not around
(Carole King’s tune “I feel the Earth Move…”)
Can I be any happier she’s finally gone?
Here’s even more appropriate lyrics:
(Roy Clark’s – Thank God and Greyhound, she’s gone – slightly changed, to fit the guilty)
You shamed us till I feel about one inch tall
But we thought we loved you and we hoped you would change
So we gritted our teeth and didn’t complain.
Now you come to us with a simple goodbye
You tell us you’re leaving but you won’t tell us why
Now we’re here at the station and you’re getting on
And all we can think of is ——– Thank God and Bull Moose, you’re gone
Thank God and Bull Moose, you’re gone
We didn’t know how much longer we could go on
Watching you take the respect out of us
Watching you make a total wreck out of us
That big Bull Moose is Mooing a song
Thank God and Bull Moose you’re gone.
Thank God and Bull Moose you’re gone
That load on our mind got lighter when you slithered on
That shiny Alaskan Gov office is a beautiful sight
With your empty chair shining by the desk light
It may sound kind-a cruel but we’ve been silent too long
Thank God and Bull Moose you’re gone.
Thank God and and Bull Moose Palin’s gone…
Posted on July 26th, 2009 by AnAmerican
Filed under: The Morning Alert
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